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Caŋa 1: Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole. ~~[[File:RMLL 2008 - Un chat 01.jpg\|thumb\|Pɩyaʋ nakɛyɛ]]~~ I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. Pɩyaʊ kɛ tɛtɛ kpɩnɛ nɖɩ ɛyʊ ɖɔ ɖɩɣa yɔ. Kɩwɛna naŋgbazɩ naanza nɛ nandʊ kɩkɩlɩɣ tɔɔʊ. Pɩyaʊ kɛ ɛyʊ ɛkpaadʊ kɩpanʊ nɔɔyʊ. Pɩyaŋ wɛ hʊwa ntɩ ntɩ nɛ pɩpɩzɩɣ pɩtalɩ ɛzɩ hʊwa hiŋ kakpaanzɩ kɛ mbʊ yɔ. Ɖɩɣa wondu taa lɛ, pɩyaʊ nɛ haɣ pakɩlɩɣna nandu tɔɔʊ. Mbʊ kɩkɩlɩɣ tɔɔʊ yɔ, mbʊ lɛ tɛtɛ kpɩna wena amaɣna pazɩ pazɩ nɛ [[sumaɣ\|sumasɩ]] aya [[Kpakpayaɣ\|kpakpasɩ]]. It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. Pɩyaʊ wɛna wiliŋ ntɩ ntɩ, nɛ paa wiliɣ ŋgʊ lɛ kɩnɛ kɩ-tɔbʊʊ. Pañɩna pɩnaɣ 2006-2007 nɛ pana se ɖɩɣa pɩyaʊ naaʊ mbʊ yɔ, kɩlɩna [[Afrɩka tɛtʊ tɔm\|Afrika]] taa. Afrika taa kɛ awayɩ pɩyaʊ ŋgʊ payaɣ se celeɣ yɔ, kɩɩwɛɛ nɛ kɩwɛʊ-kɛ yɔ, pɩpɩzɩɣ pɩtalɩ ɛzɩ pɩnzɩ 130.000. Kacalaɣ pɩyaŋ weyi papazɩ ɖɔʊ yɔ, ɖooo “Néolitique” tɛ alɩwatʊ taa; pɩlakɩ ɛzɩ pɩnzɩ 8.000 yaa 10.000 mbʊ yɔ. Pɩɩkɛ alɩwatʊ ndʊ ɛyʊ hayɑɣ nɛ ɛɖʊʊ tɔɔnasɩ kpou taa yɔ. Ɛyʊ naa se celesi kɔŋ ɛ-tɛ nɛ sɩkpaɣ holaa nɛ tɛtɛ wondu ndʊ tɩwɛɛkaɣ ɛ-tɔɔnasɩ lɛ, ɛñaɣ pana nɛ ɛkpa-kɛ nɛ ɛpaɣzɩ-kɛ ɖɔʊ. Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. [[Egipiti (Égypte)\|Egypti]] mba eeleeyu nɛ pɩyaʊ: kɩkɛ-wɛ sɩʊ sɔsɔʊ nakʊyʊ, nɛ poluŋguu kɩ-tɛɛ. Ɖooo [[Hɛkʊ nɛ Hɛkʊ Alɩwaatʊ (Moyen Age)\|Hɛkʊ nɛ Hɛkʊ Alɩwaatʊ]] taa kɛ [[Eerɔpʋ tɛtʋ tɔm\|Eerɔpʋ]] taa mba ñapɩsɩ-kʊ kpaɣʊ ɛsɩ sɩʊ yɔ. Pɩyaʊ tɔm fɛyɩ se pɔyɔɔdɩ: [[Aazii tɛtʋ wandamm\|Aazii]] taa lɛ, piyaʊ kɛna kpɩnɛ nɖɩ ɖɩhaɣ fezuu kɩfalʊʊ nɛ ñʊʊ leleŋ yɔ yaa ñɩm sakɩyɛ yɔ. Kpɩnɛ ɖɩnɛ, ɖɩpɩsɩ ɛyʊ sɔdʊ sɔsɔʊ. Nabɛyɛ tɛ lɛ, kɩkɛ sɩʊ yaa ɛgɔlɔmɩyɛ nɖɩ ɖɩtɛɛ pʊwɛɛ se poluŋ nɛ paɖʊ hɩɖɛ tam yɔ. Pɩwɛɛ se pɔcɔna pɩyaʊ yɔɔ camɩyɛ. Pʊyɔɔ ɖɔɖɔ pɩwɛɛ se paɖaa pɩyaʊ nɛ kɩ-kʊdɔŋ ɛtaaɖɛ ɛyʊ. I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. ~~[[Category:!Main category]]~~ ~~[[Category:Tɛtɛ kpɩna]]~~ Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.

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