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Création d'un article sur l'an 1991
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Caŋa 1:
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
Pɩnaɣ ''1991'' kɛ [[pɩnaɣ]] 1991 ñɩŋga kɛ palʋlʋʋ [[Yeesu Nazarɛɛtɩ tʋ|Yeesu Krɩstʋ]] yɔ. Pɩnzɩ mɩnɩŋ nɛɛlɛ taa lɛ, pɩnaɣ 1991 kɛŋna 91 ñɩŋga. Kɛwɛ pɩnzɩ [[1990]] nɛ [[1992]] hɛkʋ taa.
 
=1991 taa lakasɩ sɔsɔsɩ =
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
Pɩnaɣ ŋga ka-taa kɛ lakasɩ sɔsɔsɩ sɩnɛ yɔ sɩlaba :
 
==Kɔnaɣ fenaɣ==
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
==Kolaɣ fenaɣ==
 
==Lakɩŋ fenaɣ==
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
==Ɖomaɣ fenaɣ==
 
==Agoza fenaɣ==
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
==Mɩsɩkʋm fenaɣ==
 
==Hasɩyaɖɛ fenaɣ==
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
==Kɩyɛɛna fenaɣ==
==Salaŋ fenaɣ==
==Aloma fenaɣ==
==Kamɩŋ fenaɣ==
==Saŋayɩŋ fenaɣ==
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