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Caŋa 1:
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
{{Ɛyaa sɔsaa
|Ɛ-hɩɖɛ = Charles Darwin
|image = Charles Darwin 1880.jpg
|px = 190px
|text = Charles Darwin
|Ɛ-ɛjaɖɛ = Kewiyaɣ Kɩkpɛndaɣ
|Ɛ-tʋmɩyɛ = Wezuu lɛɣtʋ tʋ
|Ɛ-ɖɩlʋlɩyɛ = Shrewsbury, Aŋgiletɛɛrɩ
|E-efemiye kɩlʋlɩyɛ = [[lɛlaɣ fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ 12 n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1809
|Ɛ-ɖɩsɩbɩyɛ = Downe tɛtʋ taa, Aŋgiletɛɛrɩ
|E-efemiye kɩsɩbɩyɛ = [[ɖomaɣ fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ 19 n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1882
|E-nesi ñɩɣʋ = Charles Darwin Signature.svg
}}[[File:Charles Darwin by Julia Margaret Cameron 3.jpg|thumb|Ɖajaa Charles Darwin]]
 
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
Palʋla Charles Darwin [[lɛlaɣ fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ 12 n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1809 taa Shrewsbury tɛtʋ taa [[Aŋgɩlɩtɛɛrɩ|Aŋglɩtɛɛrɩ]] ɛjaɖɛ taa. Ɛsɩba [[ɖomaɣ fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ 19 n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1882 taa Downe tɛtʋ taa, Aŋgiletɛɛrɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa.
 
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
[[File:Charles Darwin statue 5665r.jpg|thumb|Charles Darwin statue National History Museum, Londres]]
 
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
Darwin kɛ [[Kewiyaɣ Kɩkpɛndaɣ (Royaume-Uni)|Britaniiki]] tʋ. Ɛlaba wezuu lɛɣtʋ (Biologie) yɔ. Payaɣ ɛ-halʋ se Emma Wedgwood. Ɛ-pɩɣa hɩɖɛ lɛ George Darwin. E-koou kɛlɛ Francis Galton. Payaɣ ɛ-caa se Robert Darwin. E-ɖoo hɩɖɛ lɛ Susannah Wedgwood. Ɛ-cɔzɔ payaɣ se Erasmus Darwin.
 
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
[[File:Darwin as monkey on La Petite Lune.jpg|thumb|Caricature of Charles Darwin as a monkey on the cover of La Petite Lune, a Parisian satirical magazine published by André Gill from 1878 to 1879.]]
 
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
==Ɛ-takayɛsɩ==
Darwin ma takayɩsɩ nzɩ yɔ, sɩ-taa nasɩyɛ kɔyɔ :
* ''De l'origine des espèces'' (1859)
* ''La Filiation de l'homme et la sélection liée au sexe'' (1871)
* ''L'expression des émotions chez l'homme et les animaux'' (1872)
 
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