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Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
Mɛkisiikoo kɛna [[Mɛkɩsiiki (Ɛjaɖɛ)|Mɛkisiiki]] ɛjaɖɛ taa tɛtʊ sɔsɔtʊ nɛ tɩwɛ ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩ-hɛkʊ taa ɖeyi ɖeyi. Mɛkisiiki ɛjaɖɛ lɛ, ajɛya cikpena ɖɔɔ nɛ ana akpɛndɩna nɛ pɩla ɛjaɖɛ kʊɖʊmɖɩyɛ kpayɩ nɛ ajɛya ana a-taa kɔyɔ Mɛkisiko, ŋgʊ kɩkɛ ɛjaɖɛ 32 ñɩnɖɛ yɔ.
 
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
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Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
Tɛtʊ tʊnɛ tɩwɛ pʊŋ nɩƴɛ hɛkʊ taa nɛ ɩ-kuyɩmɩŋ taa maɣna mɛtanaa ɛzɩ 2 400 yɔ ɛlɛ yee pamaazɩɣna teŋu yɔ pɩɖɛ ɛzɩ mɛtanaa 5 000 yɔ. Tɛtʊ tʊnɛ tɩwɛ Mɛkisiiki ɛjaɖɛ hɛkʊ taa ɖɛyi ɖeyi nɛ ndʊ kɛŋna tɛtʊ natutozo ñɩndʊ keteŋa kpeekpe taa ɛyaa ɖɔʊ taa.
 
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
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Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
Tɩ-ɖaalakɩŋ sɔsɔŋ taa maɣna ɛzɩ kilomɛtanaa mɩnɩʊ (100) yɔ nɛ ɖaalakɩŋ topoyuu taa lɛ pɩmaɣna kilomɛtranaa hiuwaa looɖo (60). Pɩnaɣ 2015 pakalɩ kɩgalʊʊ kɛ ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩ-taa lɛ ɛyaa kpɛnda 8 918 653.
 
Ɛzɩ ajɛya lɛɛna taa tɛtʊ sʊzɔtʊ lɛɛtʊ yɔ, [[Mɛkɩsiiki (Mexique)|Mɛkisiiki]] tɛtʊ nɛ ajɛyaa naayɛ taa ñɩndʊ paɖʊ nɔɔ nɛ palakɩ tʊma kʊɖʊma nɛ anaa yɔ: [[Pɛrɩlɛɛ (Berlin)|Pɛrɩlɛɛ]] ([[Caama (Allemagne)|Caama]]), Sikaagoo ([[Etaazuunii (États-Unis)|Etaazuuni]]), [[Maadiriidi (Madrid)|Maadiriidi]] ([[Ɛsipaañɩ (Espagne)|Ɛsɩpaañɩ]]), Nagoya ([[Japɔŋ (Japon)|Japɔŋ]])), [[Paarii (Paris)|Paarii]] ([[Fransɩɩ]]), [[Peekɛɛ (Pekin)|Peekɛɛ]] ([[Siini]]), [[Sewuuli (Séoul)|Sewuuli]] ([[Kooree Hadɛ Kiŋ (Corée du Sud)|Koree nɛ Hadɛ Kiŋ]]).
 
Payaɣ Mɛkisiikoo maalika yɔɔ cɔnɩyʊ kɩfalʊ se Miguel Ángel Mancera.
 
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