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Caŋa 1:
[[File:Lumierebros.jpg|thumb|Ɖajaanaa Lumière waa]]
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
 
Ɖajaanaa panɛ : Auguste Marie Louis Nicolas Lumière nɛ Louis Jean Lumière pɛkɛ [[Fransɩɩ]] ɛjaɖɛ taa ɛyaa. Palʋla ɖajaa Auguste Marie Louis Nicolas Lumière nɛ pʋcɔ palʋlɩ ɖajaa Louis Jean Lumière. Ɖajaa Auguste Marie Louis Nicolas Lumière kɩlɩ ɖajaa Louis Jean Lumière nɛ pɩnzɩ naalɛ.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
 
Palʋla ɖajaa Auguste Louis Lumière kɛ [[aloma fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ hiu nɛ nakʋ (19) n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1862 n̄ɩŋga taa. Palʋla-ɩ Besançon tɛtʋ taa Fransɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa peeɖe.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
 
Ɛsɩba [[ɖomaɣ fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ hiu (10) n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1954 n̄ɩŋga taa. Fransɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa peeɖe ɖɔɖɔ ɛsɩba Lyon tɛtʋ taa.
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
 
Palʋla ɖajaa Louis Jean Lumière ɖɔɖɔ [[aloma fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ kagbanzɩ (5) n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1864 n̄ɩŋga taa. Besançon tɛtʋ taa ɖɔɖɔ palʋla-ɩ. Ɛlɛ, ɖajaa ɛnɛ ɛlɛ sɩba [[mɩsɩkʋm fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ loɖo (6) n̄ɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1948 n̄ɩŋga taa Bandol tɛtʋ taa, Var egeetiye taa.
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
 
Ɖajaanaa panɛ pa-naalɛ pa-hɩla sɛ siŋŋ kedeŋa yɔɔ cɩnɛ pɩlɩɩna pa-tʋma sɔsɔna sɔsɔna wena palaba yɔ a-cɔlɔ. Pa-tʋma ana ayebina nɛ pɛsɛɛ-wɛ hɩla se "Mʋntʋsʋŋ tɩnaa".
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
 
Mʋntʋsʋŋ tɩnaa pana, pa-caa kʋɖʋm. Pa-caa ɛnʋ payaɣ size Antoine Lumière. Pa-caa kɛkɛ tɔlɩm ndɩ ndɩ tayʋ. Palʋla ɛlɛ [[lakɩŋ fenaɣ]] kɩyakʋ hiu nɛ naadozo (13) ñɩŋgʋ wiye, pɩnaɣ 1840 n̄ɩŋga taa. Ormoy egeetiye taa palʋla-ɩ Haute-Saône tɛtʋ taa.
 
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