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Mbilia Bel hɩɖɛ kɩsɛsɛyɛ kɔyɔ Marie-Claire Mboyo Moseka nɛ palʊla-ɩ pɩnaɣ 1968 kɛ Koŋgo ɛjaɖɛ taa. Ɛkɛna ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩ-taa hendu teyu sɔsɔ nɔɔyʊ. Ɛɛwɛna pɩnzɩ hiu nɛ lʊbɛ lɛ ɛpaɣzɩ hendu teu. Ɛle ɛɛpaɣzɩna patʊ nɛ lala, ɛzɩ Abeti Masikini yɔ pe-hendu maazɩɣ. pUwayɩ yɔ ɛnɛ Sam Mangwana papaɣzɩ hendu teu panaalɛ.
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
Pɩkpaɣʊ nɛ pɩnzɩ 1980 taa mbʊ yɔ, pañɩnɩɣ Koŋgo taa kɛ hendu teya sɔsɔ kɔyɔ, ɛwɛ pa-taa,pɩkɩlɩna aliwaatʊ ndʊ ɛzʊ l'Afrisa International de Tabu Ley Rochereau ŋgbɛyɛ taa yɔ. Ɛɛlʊla ɛ-pɩɣa kacalaɣ ŋga lɛ ɛsɩŋ pazɩ se ɛhɛzɩ. Pʊwayɩ lɛ ɛnɛ Tabu Ley palɩza tataɣ nakayɩ pɩnaɣ 1987. Palɩza-kɛ nɛ pɛtɛ lɛ, ewolo Paarii tɛtʊ taa nɛ ɛcaɣ peeɖe. Pɩnzɩ 1989 nɛ 1990 taa ewoba nʊmɔŋ sakɩyɛ. Ewoba Etazunii, Kewiyaɣ-Kɩkpɛndaɣ taa nɛ Afrika nɛ wɩsɩ ɖɩɖʊiyɛ hɔɔlɩŋ taa.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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