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Mɛ-ɛjaɖɛ yɔɔ lʊbɩyɛ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
Mɛ-ɛjaɖɛ yɔɔ lʊbɩyɛ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ tɔm (Caama kʊnʊŋ taa lɛ Nationalsozialismus), pɩkɛ politiki lɩmaɣzɩyɛ nɖɩ ɖɩlʊkɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa samaɣ ñɩm yɔɔ yɔ nɛ pɩkɛ Caama ɛjaɖɛ taa tʊma laɖaa (NSDAP), pɩkɛ ɛjaɖɛ hɔɔlʊʊ nɩwaŋ yɔɔ ŋgʊ kɛ Caama taa palɩzɩ-ɖɩ pɩnaɣ 1920 nɛ Adolf Hitler kaakɛna ɖɩ-ñʊʊ tʊ. Politiki lɩmaɣzɩyɛ nɖɩ ɖɩ-taa peɖe lɛ, ɖɩnaɣ se ɛyaa kɩla ɖama tɛyʊʊ tɔm wɛ ɖɩ-taa pɩlɩna paa anɩ kɛ mbʊ yɔ, ɛyaa tɔndʊʊ wɛɛ peeɖe ɖɔɖɔ, kɔzɩ kɔzɩ yudaa mba, sɩlavɩ ɛyaa, tsigane mba, nɛ payaɣ-wɛ ɛyaa cikpema Caama kʊnʊŋ taa lɛ Untermensch.
 
Ɖɩcɔna ɖɩna yɔ yudaa mba kaɖɩnaʊ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ tɔm paɣtʊ takayaɣ lɩwa kalaa Caama ɛyaa tɛ lɛ, pɩlɩna se pakʊ ajama yaa pɩlabam waa, palɩzɩ mba paatisiɣ politiki ŋgʊ kɩ-yɔɔ weziŋ, pakʊ abala yeke yaa hala yeke halɩ kpayɛ tɩnaa, nɛ Room mba, ŋgbaɣ nɖɛ mbʊ yɔ pazɩ tɩlɩ keelee pɩnaɣ 1933, pɩlɩna ɛzɩma palɩza tɛyɩtʊ ɛyaa hɛkɩŋ taa yɔ pɩcɛlɩna kɔzɩ kɔzɩ mɩzasɩ yasʊʊ tɔm. Politiki tɔm nɖʊ tiseɣtina kedeŋga kpeekpe you sɔsɔʊ naalɛ ŋgʊ, alɩwaatʊ ndʊ sowaa malɩfa pɛɛ ŋgʊ lɩwa nɛ palɩzɩ lona wena taa pɔtɔyɩtɩɣ ɛyaa lalaa mba pɛtɛkɛ Caama mba yɔ, pɩkɔɔ pɩsɩna Caama sɔɔjanaa tɔlaa yɔ pɩnaɣ 1945. Pɩkpaɣʊʊ nɛ alɩwaatʊ ndʊ pɩkɔɔ pɩsɩna pɩnaɣ ŋga mbʊ yɔ pakʊ yudaa mba patalɩ miiliiyɔɔ loɖo halɩ pɩcɛzɩ pɩyɔɔ mbʊ yɔ pɩtɩŋna Caama ɛyaa yɔɔ nɛ pe-nesi ɖʊyaa yɔɔ. Caama azawaa kaamaza se po-politiki tɔm ndʊ tɩkaɣ ɖalɩɣ pɩtalɩ pɩnzɩ kudoku kɔyɔ hayi pɩsɩna pɩnzɩ hiu nɛ naalɛ yeke kɛlɛ pɩsaɣ Erɔpʊ halʊmɩ lalayɩ nɛ Caama nɛ kɩmɩyɛ mankazɩ.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
 
Ɛjaɖɛ yɔɔ lʊbɩyɛ lɩmaɣɩyɛ tɔm Caama kʊnʊŋ taa lɛ Nazismus, ɛlɛ tobi matʊ taa kɛlɛ mbʊ yɔ pɩtɛkɛ mbʊ yɔ ɖɩ-kpeekpe maʊʊ taa lɛ pamaɣ se Nationalsozialismus, pʊ-tɔbʊʊ se ɛjaɖɛ taa yeke ñɩm yɔɔ lʊbɩyɛ. Lɩmaɣzɩyɛ politiki ñɩnɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩha ɛsɛ nɛ ajɛyɛ kpeekpe ñɩm kpɛndʊʊ tɔm ɛzɩ Marx lɩmaɣzɩyɛ mbʊ yɔ, Hitler ñacaɣ mbʊ.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
 
Caama politiki tɔm ndʊ tɩpalaɣ ɛyaa pɩlɩna calɩm pɔza mbʊ yɔ, Tzigane waa, Azii ɛyaa, nɛ kɔzɩ kɔzɩ ɛyaa kɩkpɛdaa, pa nɛ yɔ paaɖʊ-wɛ lone ndɩ ɖɩ-taa paasɩɣ ɛyʊ yɔ, pʊwayi yɔ yuda mba nɛ sɩlavɩ mba nɛ Afrika ɖooo hayi hayi ɛyaa pɔ-tɔbʊʊ lɩm ɛwadɩyɛ yɔɔ ɛyaa.
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
 
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
 
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.