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Caŋa 1: [[Fichier:Flag_of_Luxembourg.svg\|vignette\|Flag of Luxembourg]] ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ '''Lugizamburi''' kɛna [[Erɔpʊ]] ilemiye snɛ wɩsɩ ɖɩɖʊyɛ taa ɛjaɖɛ naɖɩyɛ nɛ ɛjaɖɛ naɖɩyɛ tɔcɔɔ-ɖɩ nɛ pɩta. Ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ nɛ ɖɩ-wɩsɩ ɖɩɖʊyɛ taa nɛ hayʊ kiŋ ɖɔɖɔ lɛ, ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ payaɣ-ɖi se [[Pɛliziki\|Pɛlɩziki]] yɔ ɖɩsɩna kamaɣ piyele nɛ wɩsɩ ɖɩlɩyɛ taa lɛ, [[Caama]] ɛjaɖɛ ñɛwɛna, pɩkazɩ hadɛkiŋ lɛ, [[Fransɩ]] ɛjaɖɛ wɛna kamaɣ yɔɔ. Pamaza Lugizamburi ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-walanzɩ lɛ, panaa se ɖɩ-walanzɩ talɩ 2 586,4 km2 nɛ ɖenɖe lɩm wɛɛ yɔ, peeɖe takɩlɩ ɖɔʊ. Pɩnaɣ 2017 taa pakala kɩgalʊʊ ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-taa lɛ, pan ɛyaa ɛzɩ 590 667 yɔ. Ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-taa yee pakalɩɣ ɛyaa km2 taa kɔyɔ, panaɣ-wɛ ɛzɩ 228,4 yɔ. Mɩsɩkʊm fenaɣ 9 pɩnaɣ 1815 kɛ ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩmʊ ɖɩ-tɩ yɔɔ wɛʊ. Payaɣ Lugizamburi ɛjaɖɛ Grand-Duc kɩfalʊ se [[Grand-Duc Henri\|Henri]] nɛ ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-tɛ komina ñʊʊdʊ kɩfalʊ payaɣ se [[Xavier Bettel]]. I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. Kʊnʊmɩŋ weyi pakɩlʊʊ yɔɔdʊʊ ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-tɛ komina tʊma taa nɛ pawɩlɩɣ-ɩ sukulinaa taa ɖɔɖɔ yɔ, ɩnʊʊ lɛ [[lugizamburzʊwa kʊnʊŋ\|lugizamburzʊwa]], [[fransɩɩ kʊnʊŋ\|fransɩɩ]] nɛ [[caama kʊnʊŋ\|caama]] kʊnʊŋ. Ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-taa tɛtʊ sɔsɔtʊ payaɣ se Lugiamaburi inɛ yee ɛyʊ ɛsɔɔlaa se ɛyaa nɔɔyʊ kɛ kaŋgalafu yɔɔ ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-taa kɔyɔ, pɩkɛna-ɩ kɩjɛyʊʊ se ɛma +352 ɛ-tɛ kaŋgalafu kpata yɔɔ pʊcɔ ŋɛ ɛɛma pɩtɛ ɛyʊʊ kaŋgalafu nimaɣ mayaɣ. Pakpazʊʊ ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ ɖɩ-tɛ kɩɖaʊ kɛdɛɛka nɛ pɛtɛ lɛ, peteɣu wendu nɛ pɛtɛ lɛ pocosuu se ''Ɖɩsɔɔlaa se ɖɩkɛ mbʊ ɖɩkɛnaa yɔ''. It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. Liidiye nɖɩ pɔtɔkjɩ-ɖɩ peeɖe yɔ payaɣ-ɖɩ se Eroo. Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. [[Category:Ajɛya]] I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. [[Category:Lukɩsamburgi]] [[Category:Eerɔpʋ]] ~~Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~

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