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Caŋa 1: [[File:Brillanten.jpg\|thumb\|Brillanten]] ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ Mbʊ payaɣ se tiyamaɣ yɔ, pɩkɛ ñɩɣlɩm tɛtʊ. [[Karɩbɔnɩ]] nɛ mamatina nɛ lɔnsdaleyiti (lonsdaléite) pɛwɛ tiyamaɣ taa. Mbʊ payaɣ se alotrɔpʊ yɔ pɩwɛ tiyamaɣ taa ɖɔɖɔ nɛ kɩlakɩ nɛ ɖɔmbɛ wɛɣ tiyamaɣ taa. Ñɩɣlɩm wondu tɩŋa taa lɛ, tiyamaɣ kɩlɩnɖoŋ. I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. [[File:Diamond.jpg\|thumb\|Tiyamaɣ]] It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. ==Tɔmpiye «diamant» ɖɩlɩyɛ== Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. Pɩ-tɛɛ [[Latɛŋ kʊnʊŋ]] taa lɛ, payaɣ sz «diamas, -anti ». Nɔɔ kʊhɔmaɣ masɩ loniye cɔlɔ pɩlɩnaa nɛ pɩpɩsɩ tɔmpiye «aimant». Ɖooo lɔŋ lɛ, tɔmpiye aimant tɔbʊʊ se ñɩɣlɩm wonuu ŋgʊ kɩkɩlɩ ɖoŋ kpem yɔ. Pʊwayɩ lɛ, payaɣ wonuu ŋgʊ kɩwɛ ɖoŋ yɔ ɖɔɖɔ se «aimant». Mbʊ labɩna nɛ payaɣ ñɩɣtʊ hɔm pɩyɛ se «aimant». [[Krɛsɩ kɩbɩnʊʊ kʊnʊŋ]] yebina nɛ tɔmpe wena apaɣzɩɣna «dia» yɔ, apɩsɩ «diamant». Krɛɛkɩ kʊnʊŋ taa lɛ, payaɣ tiyamaɣ se «adamas». Tɔmpiye adamas lɩnɩ tɔmpiye «adamastos» cɔlɔ. Tɔmpiye adamastos tɔbʊʊ nɛ Krɛɛkɩ kʊnʊŋ taa se mbʊ pɩɩcɩɣyɩɣ yɔ, mbʊ pʊwɛ ɖoŋ kamaɣ fɛyɩ yɔ. [[File:Rough diamond.jpg\|thumb\|Rough diamond]] I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. Payaa tɔm piye adamastos kɔyɔ, ɛyʊ maɣzɩɣ kpaakpaa mbʊ pɩkɩlɩ ɖoŋ kpem yɔ pʊ-yɔɔ. Pʊwayɩ pakpaɣ ñɩɣtʊ ndʊ tɩkɩlɩ ɖoŋ kpem yɔ nɛ payaɣ-tʊ se diamant. Ñɩɣtʊ ndʊ pakpakɩɣ nɛ poluki hɔzɩŋ sɔsɔŋ nɛ agɔlɩma wondu ndɩ ndɩ. Agɔlɩma ana a-ɖeke koŋ asɩmna ɛzɩma palakɩ nɛ pɔñɔɔzʊʊ nɛ pʊcɔ poluki po-wondu yɔ. Ɛgɔlɩmɩyɛ nɖɩ payaɣ se Héraclès yɔ, tiyamaɣ polubina e-kokoɖe. Tiyamaɣ ɖɔɖɔ polubina ɛgɔlɩmɩyɛ nɖɩ payaɣ se Cronos yɔ ɖi-loozo. Ŋgʊ polubina ɛgɔlɩmɩyɛ ndɩ payaɣ se Æétès yɔ ɖɩ-ñɩɣyʊʊ kɩhayɩnaʊ. Ŋgʊ ɖɔɖɔ polubina ɛgɔlɩmɩyɛ nɖɩ payaɣ se Prométhée yɔ ɖɩ-kpasɩ. ~~Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ [[File:Diamond blade very macro.jpg\|thumb\|Diamond blade very macro]] [[Category:!Main category]] [[Category:ñɩɣlɩm pɩyɛ]] [[Category:Wondu]]

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