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Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
| Hɩɖɛ = Fatiikaŋ
| Hɩɖɛ2 = ''Status Civitatis Vaticanae''<br>''Stato della Città del Vaticano''
| Kɩɖaʋ kɩdɛɛka = [[File:Flag of the Vatican City (bordered).PNG|75px]]<br>Fatiikaŋ Kɩɖaʋ kɩdɛɛka
| Ɛjaɖɛ tɛ tampaɣ = [[File:Coat of arms of the Vatican City.svg|75px]]<br>Fatiikaŋ Ɛjaɖɛ tɛ tampaɣ
| image_map = [[File:Italy Holy See Locator.png|190px]]<br>Fatiikaŋ tɛlɛŋa
| official_languages = [[Latɛŋ kʊnʊŋ|Latɛŋ kʊnʊŋ]]
| capital = Fatiikaŋ
| government = .
| president = Papa François
| area_km2 = 0.44
| population_estimate = 605
| population_estimate_year = 2017
| population_density_km2 = 1375
| cctld = .va
}}
'''Fatiikaŋ''' kɛna [[Eerɔpʋ tɛtʋ wandamm|Erɔpɩ]] taa ɛjaɖɛ naɖɩyɛ nɛ tɛtʊ ndʊ tɩwɛ [[Room]], [[Itaalii|Italii]] ɛjaɖɛ taa. Pakalɩ kɩgalʊʊ pɩnaɣ 2017 taa lɛ, ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖi-taa ɛyaa kpɛnda 605 nɛ ɖɩ-walanzɩ taa maɣna ɛzɩ 0,44km2 yɔ.
 
[[File:Saint_Peter%27s_Square_from_the_dome_v2.jpg|thumb|Square St Pierre vu du coupole]]
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
 
Mbʊ yebina nɛ kedeŋa kpeekpe ajɛyaa taa lɛ, ɛjaɖɛ ndɩ kɩlɩna weʊ ñɩɩɩ kɛ walanzɩ taa nɛ nɖɩ ɖɔɖɔ pɩkɔzɩna ɛyaa ɖɔʊ taa.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
 
[[File:Vatican Museums Spiral Staircase 2012.jpg|thumb|Vatican Museums Spiral Staircase 2012]]
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
 
Fatiikaŋ tɛtʊ ñʊʊtʊ kɛʊna krɩstʊ katolika-tʊ nɛ pɩwɛɛ se ɛkɛʊna Papa. Ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖi-ñʊʊtʊ kɩfalʊ yɔ [[Papa François]]. Ɛnʊ lɛɣzɩna Papa Benoit hiu nɛ looɖo weyi ekiza papa tʊmɩyɛ kɛ [[lɛlaɣ fenaɣ]] 28 pɩnaɣ 2013.
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
 
[[File:Vatican-Musee-PlafondSalleCartes.jpg|thumb|Vatican-Musee-PlafondSalleCartes]]
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
 
Papa kɩfalʊ ɛnɛ palɩza-ɩ [[lakɩŋ fenaɣ]] hiu nɛ naatozo pinaɣ kʊɖʊmaɣ ŋga ka-taa pʊtɔbʊʊ se pɩnaɣ 2013.
 
Kunʊmɩŋ weyi pɔyɔɔdɩɣ Fatiikaŋ yɔ, ɛnʊ lɛ: Fatiikaŋ taa kpem lɛ [[Itaalii kʊnʊŋ|Itaalii kʋnʋŋ]] pɔyɔɔdɩɣ, piyele [[Latɛŋ kʊnʊŋ|Latɛŋ kʋnʋŋ]] kɛ pawɩlɩɣ sukulinaa taa nɛ ŋgʊ ɖɔɖɔ pɔyɔɔdɩɣ komina tʊma taa, pɔuyɔɔdɩɣ ɖɔɖɔ [[Fransɩɩ kʊnʊŋ|fransɩ]], [[Caama kʊnʊŋ|caama]], [[Englɩsɩɩ kʊnʊŋ|aŋgilisi]] nɛ [[Ɛsɩpaañɔlɩ kʊnʊŋ|ɛsɩpañɩ]].
 
[[File:Vatican 2.jpg|thumb|Swiss guard at the Vatican]]
 
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