5 Agoza fenaɣ 2019 à 23:02 wiye ñɔɔzɩtʋ kɩlɛɣzɩtʋ ñɔɔzɩ 76.21.114.155 (ndɔncɔɔlɩyɛ) Aucun résumé des modifications ← Wayɩ ñɔɔzɩtʋ		Wayɩ wayɩ ñɔɔzɩtʋ (efemiye : 6 Agoza fenaɣ 2019 à 08:19) ñɔɔzɩ hɩzɩ Hugo.arg (ndɔncɔɔlɩyɛ \| tambasɩ) 293 modifications Annulation des modifications 14175 de 76.21.114.155 (discussion) Wonuu Yʋsʋʋ: Annulation
Caŋa 1: [[File:1500finalM1.JPG\|thumb\|1500 mɛtɩnaa]] ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ Atɩlɛtɩsɩm kɛna tomnaɣ hayɩsʋʋ yaa kpekpeka tʋmɩyɛ naɖɩyɛ labʋ. Mbʋʋ payaɣ se sɩpɔɔrɩ. Pilinzi rdɩ ndɩ wɛ sɩpɔɔrɩ labʋ taa. Nɛ pilinzi nzɩ pekpelaɣ si-kpeekpe seya taa, nɛ maʋʋ taa, nɛ takʋʋ ndɩ ndɩ taa,nɛ pɩtasɩna ɖɔnɛ taa. I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. [[File:2007 Military World Games high jump.jpg\|thumb\|Kedeŋa kpeekpe sɔɔjanaa aleɣya, pɩnaɣ 2007, ɛsɔdaa maʋ (saut en hauteur]] It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. Tɔm piye Atɩlɛtɩsɩm lɩna [[Krɛsɩ]] ɛjaɖɛ taa nɛ ɖɩ-tɔbʋʋ siŋŋ kɛlɛ lʋbɩyɛ. Pɩkɛna lʋbɩyɛ sʋsɔyɛ nɖɩ ɖɩpɔzɩɣ siŋŋ size ɛyʋ ɛɖɔkɩ tɔnʋʋ n̄ɩɣyʋʋ taa seya ɖeɖe yaa n̄ɩɣyʋʋ taa tɛyɩŋ ɖeɖe poliŋ taa seya ɖeɖe yaa ɛsɔdaa maʋ ɖeɖe yɔ. Nɛ ɛyʋ pɩzɩɣ ɛɖɛɛ lɛlaa yɔɔ. Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. [[File:Dawn Burrell at the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney.JPEG\|thumb\|Ɖoɖoo Dawn Burrell, saut en longueur, [[Olimpiiki aleɣya\|Olimpiiki aleɣya]], pɩnaɣ 2000, Sydney tɛtʋ taa, [[Ositraalii (Australie)\|Ositraalii]]]] I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. Takɩm ndɩ ndɩ, ɛzɩ ɖɩyaʋ se santaɖaʋ yɔ, pʋwɛ nɖeke nɛ pɩtɛ pʋwɛ canɖaŋ taa ɖɔɖɔ. Ɛlɛ, lɛɛlɛyɔ, pɩlɛɣza alɩwaatʋ taa nɛ maɣzɩm taa. ~~Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ [[File:Bregje crolla Europacup 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Ɖoɖoo Bregje Crolla, Europacup, pɩnaɣ 2007]] Atɩlɛtɩsɩm kɛ sɩpɔɔrɩ ŋgʋ paalakɩ-kʋ ɖoŋ ɖoŋ ajɛɛ taa yɔ, paa pɩɩkɛna ajɛɛ wena a-liu wɛ sɩpɔɔrɩ ŋgʋ kɩ-labʋ yɔ yaa aheɣla sʋsɔna taa kʋkɩyɩmɩŋ ndɩ ndɩ taa kɔyɔ. Atɩlɛtɩsɩm wondu ñɩnʋʋ takɩlɩ kaɖɛ. [[File:13. Volksbank-Stabhochsprung-Meeting der Frauen (10577122603).jpg\|thumb\|13. Volksbank-Stabhochsprung-Meeting der Frauen (10577122603)]] Pʋ-yɔɔ yɔɔ kɩ-labʋ wɛɛ puhukuu yaa pʋtɔyʋʋ. Kajalaɣ, atɩlɛtɩsɩm sɩpɔɔrɩ kʋnɛ, kɩkpaɣna ɖooo kiɖe tɛɛ ɛzɛkuliye alɩwaatʋ taa. Piliŋa kanɛ yɔ, kapaɣzɩ tɔyʋʋ pɩkpaɣʋnɛ kpaɖɩŋ taa yɔ, kajalaɣ paɣtʋ ɖʋʋ ɖeɖe takɩm ndɩ ndɩ wayɩ. [[Category:!Main category]] [[Category:Sɩpɔɔrɩ]]

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