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Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
Alizerii taa mba mba pañɩnaɣ se pɛwɛɛ pa-tɩ yɔɔ kpataa yɔ, pañaɣ miŋ [[Alizeerii|Alizerii]] ɛjaɖɛ taa. Palʋba pɩkɔɔ pɩtalɩ tɔm lutozo se pamʊʋ kewiyaɣ nɛ ɖoŋ. Palaba nɔɔ se pakaɖɩna po-koyindu [[Fransɩɩ]] ɛjaɖɛ n̄ʋʋdʋ. Pɛ-ŋgbɛyɛ payawaɣ se "FLN" (Front de Libération Nationale). Pɩlaba mbʊ lɛ, malɩfanaa paɣzɩ kou Alizerii ɛjaɖɛ taa.
Fransɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa sɔɔja sɔsɔ weyi payaɣ se Général [[Charles de Gaulle]] yɔ, ɛya ketiizaɣ sɔsɔwa nakɛyɛ nɛ ɛha nɔɔ se palʊ siŋŋ nɛ pawa you ŋgʊ pɛwɛɛ poyou yɔ. Alizerii tɛtʊ taa lɛ, ɛyaa mɩnʋʋ yɔɔ lɛ, ɛyaa ɛzɩ 75,26 mbʋ yɔ caɣ se Alizerii ɛwɛɛ kɩ-tɩ yɔɔ yeli nɛ Fransɩ ñɩndʊ taa lɛ, ɛyaa mɩnʋʋ yɔɔ lɛ, ɛyaa ɛzɩɩ 70 mbʋ yɔ n̄ɔsɔɔlɩna se Alizerii tɛtʋ ɛwɛɛ tɩ-tɩ yɔɔ.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
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Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
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I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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