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Caŋa 1: [[File:RobertFuddBewusstsein17Jh.png\|thumb\|250px\|Maɣzɩm]] ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ Pɔtɔŋʊʊ yaa payaʊ se '''maɣzɩm''' yɔ, ɛyʊ pɩzɩɣ ɛtɔ se pɩkɛ we. Lɛɣtʊ piliŋa nakɛyɛ wɛɛ nɛ payaɣ-kɛ se [[filozofii]]. Lɛɣtʊ piliŋa ŋga kɔyɔɔdʊʊ se hɔɔlɩŋ naanza taa ɛyʊ pɩzɩɣ ɛlɩzɩ maɣzɩm tɔbʊʊ. Hɔɔlɩŋ naanza ɛnʊʊ yɔ : Kajalaɣ hɔɔlʊʊ kɔyɔ hɔɔlʊʊ ŋgʊ payaɣ se sikoloziiki yɔ. Sikolozii hɔɔlʊʊ taa lɛ, maɣzɩm kɛna ɖoŋ weyi ɛyʊ nɛ lakɩ ɛ-fɩtɩyɩm taa se pɩtamsɩ ɛ nɛ kedeŋa yɔ. Pɩpɩzɩɣ ɖɔɖɔ pɩkɛ ɖoŋ weyi ɛyʊ wɛna nɛ ɛlakɩ se ɛ-fɩtɩyɩm nɛ ɛ-maɣmaɣ patamsɩna ɖama yɔ. Sikolozii hɔɔlʊʊ kʊnɛ kɩ-taa lɛ, maɣzɩm nɛ mbʊ payaɣ se sɩmtʊ (connaissance) yɔ patamsɩna ɖama. Maɣzɩm nɛ mbʊ payaɣ se hɔyɛ pɩsɩʊ yaa taa leleŋ labʊ yaa ɖɩɣzɩʊ (émotion) yɔ patamsɩna ɖama ɖɔɖɔ. Maɣzɩm nɛ wɛʊ (existence) nɛ mbʊ ɛyʊ sɩma kpayɩ kpayɩ yaa mbʊ pɩtɩkpaɣ ɛyʊ ñʊʊ taa yɔ patamsɩna ɖama ɖɔɖɔ. Maɣzɩm nɛ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ (pensée) patamsɩna ɖama ɖɔɖɔ. I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. Hɔɔlʊʊ naalɛ ñɩŋgʊ lɛ mbʊ payaɣna [[fransɩɩ kʊnʊŋ]] taa se «moral» yɔ. Pɩkɛ ɛyʊ hɔyɛ yaa ɛ-[[ñʊʊ]] taa lɩmaɣzɩyɛ. Hɔɔlʊʊ kʊnɛ kɩ-taa lɛ, maɣzɩm kɛna ɖoŋ weyi ɛyʊ wɛna se ɛpɩzɩ ɛhʊʊ lɩmaɣza kɩbana tɔm yɔ. Pɩpɩzɩɣ pɩkɛ ɛ-maɣmaɣ ɛ-lɩmaɣza yaa pɩpɩzɩɣ pɩkɛ lɛlʊ tɛ lɩmaɣza. It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. Hɔɔlʊʊ naadozo ñɩŋgʊ taa lɛ, maɣzɩm kɛ mbʊ payaɣna ɛyʊtʊ (humanité) yɔ. Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. Hɔɔlʊʊ naanza ñɩŋgʊ ɖeɖe lɛ, papɩzɩɣ pakpaɣ maɣzɩm se pɩkɛ ɛyʊ ñʊʊ taa lɩmaɣza ndɩ ndɩ tɩŋa payɩ. I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. Ɖajaa André Comte-Sponville tɔ se toovenum lɛ, tɔmbiye maɣzɩm caɣ kaɖɛ siŋŋ ɖɩ-tɔbʊʊ lɩzʊʊ taa. Tɔmbiye nɖɩ, ɖɩ-tɔbʊʊ lɩzʊʊ caɣ kaɖɛ mbʊ pʊyɔɔ yɔ, ɛyʊ maɣzɩm kʊɖʊmbʊ mbʊ ɛyʊ lakɩ se ɛpɩzɩ ɛlɩzɩ maɣzɩm tɔbʊʊ. Pɩlaba se maɣzɩm lɩzɩɣna tɔmbiye «maɣzɩm» tɔbʊʊ, pɩcaɣ kaɖɛ siŋŋ. Pʊ-nʊmɔʊ taa ɖɔɖɔ Ɛsɔ sɛyaa mba payaɣ se «[[Buudiyism\|bouddhistes]]» waa yɔ, potuu eduye se « saɣ nakɛyɛ ɛɛpɩzɩɣ kɛsɛtɩ ka-tɩ». Pʊ-nʊmɔʊ kʊɖʊmʊʊ ŋgʊ kɩ-taa ɖajaa Auguste Comte yɔɔdaa se «ɛyʊ ɛɛpɩzɩɣ ɛsɩŋ nɛ mundoɖe pɔʊ nɛ ɛcɔŋna ɛ-tɩ habɩyɛ yɔɔ ɛɖɔŋ ɖɔm». ~~Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ [[Category:Filozofii]]

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