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Caŋa 1:
[[File:Wolfgang-amadeus-mozart 1.jpg|thumb|Wolfgang-amadeus-mozart 1]]
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
 
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart kɛ [[Caama (Allemagne)|Caama]] ɛjaɖɛ tɛtʋ taa abalʋ nɔɔyʋ. Ɛkɛ soo lɩzɩyʋ nɛ wendu lubuyu sɔsɔ. Eteu nɛ ɛmakɩ nɛ pʋɖʋ pɩ-taa camɩyɛ. Palʋla-ɩ egeetiye nɖɩ payaɣ-ɖɩ size Salzbourg yɔ ɖɩ-taa. Egeetiye nɖɩ, ɖɩkɛ ɛjaɖɛ wiyau pɩyalʋ waɖɛ yaa ɖoŋ lone ɖomuu tʋ lone kiɖeɖeye (Saint-Empire romain germanique).
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
 
[[File:Wolfgang-amadeus-mozart 2.jpg|thumb|Wolfgang-amadeus-mozart 2]]
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
 
Ɛ-lʋlʋkʋ alɩwaatʋ kaakɛ efemiye hiŋ naalɛ nɛ lʋbɛ (27) n̄ɩŋʋ wiye kɛ [[kɔlaɣ fenaɣ]] taa pɩnaɣ 1756 taa. Ɛsɩba egeetiye nɖɩ payaɣ-ɖɩ size [[Fɩyɛɛnɩ (Vienne)|Fɩyɛɛnɩ]] yɔ ɖɩ-taa kɛ efemiye kagbanzɩ (5) n̄ɩŋʋ wiye [[saŋayɩŋ fenaɣ]] taa kɛ pɩnaɣ 1791 taa.
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
 
[[File:K626_Requiem_Mozart.jpg|thumb|Requiem de Mozart]]
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
 
Ɛwɛna pɩnzɩ hiŋ naadozo nɛ kagbanzɩ yaa niidozo nɛ kagbanzɩ lɛ ɛsɩba. Ɛka laba tʋmɩyɛ siŋŋ nɛ pɩcɔ ɛsɩkɩ. Eyeba keveŋga nɛ maɣzɩm sɔsɔm ɛsɩm wayɩ. Ɛtʋma ɛzɩ 626 wɛ tɛlɛŋga yaa ɖaɖɛ taa kɛ pɩlʋʋ ŋgʋ payaɣ-kʋ size Köchel yɔ kɩ-taa. Ɛtʋma kpeekpe taa payɩ lɛ, ɖɩna se, eluba wendu ɛtɛ ɛlɩzɩ soo ɖɔɖɔ nɛɛtɛ alɩwaatʋ wɛɛ taa.
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
 
[[File:Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Symphony 40 g-moll - 1. Molto allegro.ogg|thumb|Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Symphony 40 g-moll - 1. Molto allegro]]
 
Ɛ-wɛɛ taa aseɣɖe lɩzɩyaa lɩza nɛ pawɩlɩ size, ɛkɛkɛ [[piyaanoo]] maɖʋ, ɛtɛ ɛkɛ ɖɔɖɔ keɖeɣya tʋmɩyɛ laɖʋ weyi pɩhayɩ yɔ, ɛkɛ siŋŋ ɖɔɖɔ fiolɔ (violon) maɖʋ. Ɖɩsɩma camɩyɛ mbʋ size, ɛtasa nesi ɖʋ siŋŋ kɛ kɔnserto, nɛ pɩtasɩna weŋgalaɣ loyisi sɩnɛ yɔ (symphonie nɛ sonate) pa-taa.
 
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