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Kʋnʋmɩŋ ndɩ ndɩ kpɛlɛkʋʋ piliŋa hɔɔlʋʋ taa lɛ, hɩla wɛna pɩlɩŋ ndɩ ndɩ taa. Kabɩyɛ hɩla hɔɔlʋʋ taa lɛ, pɩlɩŋ hiu (10) wɛna. « E » pɩlɩʋ wɛɛ. Kɩkɛ ɛgbamɩyɛ taa. Ɛzɩ : ɛyʋ ɛnʋ ɛkɔma. « E » pɩlɩʋ sakɩyɛ taa kɛlɛ « pA ». Ɛzɩ ɛyaa mba pɔkɔma.
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
« Ki » pɩlɩʋ ñɛwɛɛ. « Ki », wɛ ɛgbamɩyɛ taa. Sakɩyɛ pɩlɩʋ kɛlɛ « I ». Ɛzɩ : Maŋgʋ ŋgʋ kɩsɛwa. Maŋgɩŋ ɛnɩ ɩsɛwa. « KA » pɩlɩʋ » wɛɛ, kɩkɛ ɛgbamɩyɛ taa. « KA » pɩlɩʋ sakɩyɛ taa kɛlɛ « sI ». Ɛzɩ : Haɣ ŋga kasɩba. Hasɩ nzɩ sɩsɩba.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
« ɖI » pɩlɩʋ ñɛwɛɛ ɖɔdɔ ; « ɖɩ » pɩlɩʋ sakɩyɛ taa kɛlɛ « a ». Ɛzɩ : Kelimiye nɖɩ ɖileba. Kelima ana aleba. Pɩlɩʋ « tI » wɛɛ. Kɩɩlɛɣzɩɣ, pʋ-tɔbʋʋ se kɩfɛyɩ sakɩyɛ taa. Ɛzɩ : Mʋtʋ ndʋ tɩsɩba. Pɩlɩʋ « pI » wɛɛ. Kʋkʋ ɛɛlɛɣzɩɣ ɖɔɖɔ. Ɛzɩ : Lɩm mbʋ, pikiletaa.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
Ɖɩɖɔkɩ ɖeu : « E » pɩzɩɣ pɩkɛ « e » ; pɩpɩzɩ pɩkɛ « ɛ » pɩlɩɩna tɔm ndʋ pamaɣ yɔ tɩ-cɔlɔ.
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
« A » pɩzɩɣ pɩkɛ « pa, pe, pɛ, o yaa ɔ » pɩlɩɩna tɔm ndʋ pamaɣ yɔ tɩ-cɔlɔ ɖɔɖɔ.
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
« I » pɩzɩɣ pɩkɛ « i, ɩ » pɩlɩɩna ɖɔɖɔ tɔm ndʋ pamaɣ yɔ tɩ-cɔlɔ.
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
Takayɩsɩ mayaa nabɛyɛ tɔŋ se mbʋ payaɣ se hɩɖɛ pɩlɩʋ yɔ, pɩkɛ ɖɔɖɔ yʋsaɣ tɔmpiye. Ɛlɛ, takayɩsɩ mayaa lalaa ñɔtɔŋ se hɩɖɛ pɩlɩʋ nɛ yʋsaɣ tɔmpiye pɔ-tɔbɩŋ nɩʋ wɛ ndɩ ndɩ. Pɩfɛyɩ se pakpaɣ hɩla pɩlɩŋ nɛ pesidina cɔlɩyaa.
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