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Tɔm ɖɩhʊyɛ taa tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ kɛ tɔm lɩmaɣza pɩlɩna tɔm kɩhʊhʊtʊ natʊyʊ yɔ. Pɩkɛ wayi wayi lɩmaɣza yaa tɔm ndʊ pahʊwa yɔ nɛ awɩlɩɣ ɛzɩma pahʊ tɔm yɔ yaa ɛzɩma pɔñɔɔza tɔm yɔ. Tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ kɛ kajalaɣ ɛjaɖɛ taa kɔjɔmɩŋ tɛ lɩmaɣza wena palaba yɔ ɛlɛ atɩkɩlɩ yuŋ ɛzɩ kʊjɔmɩŋ sɔsɔŋ taa lɩmaɣza yɔ.
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
 
Papɩzɩɣ palabɩna tʊmɩyɛ tɔmpiye tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ se pawɩlɩna lɩmaɣza ndɩ ndɩ wena tɔm hʊyʊ laba yɔ yaa tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ keeke wɛʊ mbʊ yɔ pɩkɛ lɩmaɣza wena tɔm hʊyʊ kpaɣa pɩlɩna paɣtʊ tɔm pɔzʊʊ natʊyʊ yɔ.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
Tɔm ɖɩhʊyɛ taa tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ wɛna wazaɣ piŋ pɩlɩna tɔm kɩhʊhʊtʊ wɛtʊ cɔlɔ. [[Englɩsɩɩ kʊnʊŋ|Ɛŋglɩsɩ]] kɩbɩnʊʊ tɔm ɖɩhʊyɛ taa kɛ ''Common Law'' tɛ lɛ, tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ kɛ pɑɣtʊ yuŋ ndʊ ɖɩlɩyɛ nɛ tɩtamsɩɣ tɔm hʊyaa ɛsɩnda avema taa (kpaɣa canaʊ paɣtʊ yɔ ɖɔnɛ). [[Room]] ajɛyaa tɛ waɖɛ taa (samaɣ tɛ waɖɛ), lɛ, ɛyaa ɛɛñaŋ tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ pʊɖɔ siŋ.
Ɖooo canaʊ tɔbʊʊ tɛ lɛ, tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ kaakɛ lɛɛtʊ kpɛlɛkʊʊ tɛ waɖɛ. Pɩtɛ tɔbʊʊ nɩɣʊ mbʊ palakɩna tʊmɩyɛ paa ɖooye ɛŋglɩsɩ kʊnʊŋ taa, ɖenɖe tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ ñɔtɩna ɛyʊ yɔɔ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ tɛ waɖɛ (ɛzɩ tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ ɖɔnɛ nɛ ñʊʊ taa maɣzɩm tɛ tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ naa).
Common law ajɛyɛ taa lɛ, tɔm kɩkpaɣtʊ (paɣtʊ nʊmʊʊ, paɣtʊ ndʊ tɩlɩna tɔm kɩhʊhʊtʊ cɔlɔ nɛ tɩwɛna wazaɣ piŋ mbʊ pʊyɔɔ yɔ kʊjɔmɩŋ sɔsɔŋ tamsʊʊ kʊjɔmɩŋ cikpeŋ weyi ɛhʊʊ tɔm lɛɛtʊ naa nɛ kʊjɔmɩŋ kʊyʊmɩŋ ɛ-nʊ tamsɩna ɛ-maɣmaɣ ɛ-tɔm hʊtʊ. Pɩtɛ paɣtʊ ndʊ tɩ-yɔɔ ɖɔnɛ lɩna latɛŋ kʊnʊŋ yɔɔdɔɔ cɔlɔ stare decisi (tɔbʊʊ se caɣa lɩmaɣza taa).
 
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It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
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Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
 
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
 
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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