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Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
 
Azɩwanɩ Tɔʋʋ kɛna lɩm tɛ nazɩyʋʋ tɔʋʋ. Pɩnaɣ 1970 ñɩŋa taa pɛtɛma tɔɔʋ ŋgʋ kɩ-maʋ. Pɔɔ ŋga, ka-ɖɩlɩyɛ maɣzɩtʋ kasɩna mɛtɛ waa kudokiŋ lʋbɛ mbʋ yɔ yee papaɣzɩna Azɩwanɩ tɔtʋ kɩpɩndʋ kɛnɛ yɔ. Nɛ pɩkpaʋ nɛ tɛtʋ sʋsɔtʋ taa yɔ, pɩpɩzɩɣ pɩtalɩ ɛzɩ mɛtɛ waa kudokiŋ hiu kɛ mbʋ yɔ kɛ [[Egipiti]] ɛjaɖɛ niili pɔɔ hɔɔlʋʋ taa.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
 
Azɩwanɩ pɔɔ wɛ wazaɣ siŋŋ kedeŋa yɔɔ cɩnɛ. Kɛkɛna ñɩm sɔsɔm pɩdɩɩfɛyɩ ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ kɛwɛ ɖɩ-taa yɔ ɖɩ-taa samaɣ. Pɔɔ ŋga ka-taa lɩm pɩzɩɣ pɩtalɩ ɛzɩ ɛbgɔŋ kudokiŋ 169 mɛtɛ waa kudokiŋ naadozo mbʋ yɔ.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
Pʋcɔ nɛ pama Azwanɩ tɔtʋ tʋnɛ lɛ, [[Niili Pɔɔ]] kawadaɣ soŋaɣ alɩwaatʋ kpeekpe taa kɛ fɛɛŋ weyi ɛwɛ mʋzʋŋ yɔ ɛ-taa. Nɛ lɩm kawadaɣ ŋga kalɩna Afriki nɛ wɩsɩ ɖɩlɩyɛ hɔɔlʋʋ taa kiŋ. Lɩm kawadaɣ kanɛ yɔ, kɔkɔŋkaɣna mbʋ pɩhaɣ tɛtʋ mʋzʋŋ siŋŋ yɔ. Nɛ lɩm kawadaɣ kanɛ yɔ, kɛkpɛndɩɣna n̄ɩɣlɩm tɛtʋ sakɩyɛ nɛ kɛɖɛɣna.
 
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Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
 
Pɩtɩŋɛ payɩ mbʋ yɔ, pɩhaɣ Niili fɛɛʋ tɛtʋ mʋzʋŋ pɩdɩɩfɛyɩɛ. Mʋzʋŋ ɛnɛ eyekina nɛ haɖaʋ tʋmɩyɛ wokina ɛsɩndaa niili hɔɔlʋʋ taa. Ɛlɛ fɛɛʋ kʋnɛ pʋwɛɛ se pefeŋ camɩyɛ kʋ-mʋzʋŋ ɛnʋ ɛ-yɔɔ camɩyɛ nɛ pʋcɔ [[pɩsatʋ]] haɖaʋ tʋmɩyɛ ɖɔ camɩyɛ nɛ pɩɖɛɛna ɛsɩndaa.
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
 
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Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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