5 Agoza fenaɣ 2019 à 23:09 wiye ñɔɔzɩtʋ kɩlɛɣzɩtʋ ñɔɔzɩ 76.21.114.155 (ndɔncɔɔlɩyɛ) Aucun résumé des modifications ← Wayɩ ñɔɔzɩtʋ		Wayɩ wayɩ ñɔɔzɩtʋ (efemiye : 6 Agoza fenaɣ 2019 à 08:21) ñɔɔzɩ hɩzɩ Hugo.arg (ndɔncɔɔlɩyɛ \| tambasɩ) 293 modifications Annulation des modifications 14193 de 76.21.114.155 (discussion) Wonuu Yʋsʋʋ: Annulation
Caŋa 1: [[File:19170704 Riot on Nevsky prosp Petrograd.jpg\|thumb\|Petrograd (Saint Petersburg), July 4, 1917. Street demonstration on Nevsky Prospekt just after troops of the Provisional Government opened fire with machine guns]] ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ Ruusi tɛ kpɛlɩ lɛɛzɩtʊ kɛ wɛtʊ naa mba patɩŋga payɩ pɔkɔma pɛkpɛndɩ nɛ potuzina ɖoŋ ɖoŋ Tsar kewiyitu [[Ruusii (Russie)\|Ruusii]] ɛjaɖɛ taa lɛɣla fenaɣ taa pɩnaɣ 1917 taa yɔ nɛ pɩnaɣ kʊɖʊmaɣ ŋga ka-taa ɖɔɖɔ aloma fenaɣ Bolchevik ɛyaa kpaɣ kewiyaɣ nɛ pasɩ [[Lénin\|Lenin]] kewiyitu (kpɛndɛ ŋgbɛyɛ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ kewitu). Pɩ-tɛ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ ndɩ ɖɩpaɣzɩna you sɔsɔʊ nakʊyʊ ɛyaa hɛkʊ taa. I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. [[File:Stormningen_av_vinterpalatset.jpg\|thumb\|1927 movie "October". Seizing of Winter Palace in Petrograd by bolshevic Baltic Sailors]] You ŋgʊ kɩɩwɛ Bolchevik ɛyaa nɛ sɔɔjanaa kʊlʊma ɛyaa nɛ pɩtasɩna ɛyaa lalaa (Makhnovchtchina nɛ tɩŋ hatʊ sɛmɩŋ sɔɔjanaa). Pɩ-tɛ you ŋgʊ kɩtɩna se Ruusi tɔsʊʊ huu ɛpasɩ yaa ɛtɔlɩ, ŋgʊ kɩɩpazɩna you ŋgʊ kɩ-tɛ alɩwaatʊ taa, nɛ sɩm ñɔɔsɩ nasɩyɛ. You ŋgʊ kɩtɛzɩna se bolchevik ɛyaa wabɩna nɛ pɩtɩŋna tɩ-yɔɔ lɛ, URSS tɛ ɖoŋ yɔɔ lɛ, paɖanɩɣ maʊ canaʊ Ampiri ajɛyɛ sakɩyɛ. Ruusi tɛ kpɛlɩ lɛɛzɩtʊ yeba nɛ pasɩ kpɛndɛ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ kewiyitu aŋgba ɛzɩ ɖeɖe nɛ sɔnɔ ɖɩnɩɣ tɔmpiye ndɩ yɔ. It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. [[File:Kronstadt attack.JPG\|thumb\|Suppression of the Kronstadt mutiny. Soldiers of the Red Army attack the island fortress of Kronstadt on the ice of the Gulf of Finland.]] Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. Sakɩyɛ taa lɛ, you sɔsɔʊ tɩna tɔm ndʊ, Ruusi kpɛlɩ lɛzɩtʊ kɛ alɩwaatʊ ndʊ tɩkɛ 20 kpaɣɖʊ tobi tɛ lɩmaɣzɩyɛ keem nɛ kiɖe ndɩ ɖɩtʊla ɖɩ-tɩyɔɔ pɩlɩna [[Eerɔpʋ tɛtʋ tɔm\|Erɔpʊ]] taa you pɩnaɣ 1914 taa nɛ ɖɩtɛmna pɩnaɣ 1991 se URSS mʊwaa. You ŋgʊ kɩ-tɛ ɖɔnɛ nɛ kɩ-laɣsɩ tɩŋga payi kɔna tɩlasɩ sakɩyɛ nɛ pɩkɔna ɛyaa tɔm pɔzʊʊ nɛ kpeɣtu ndɩ ndɩ. Tɔm kɛdɩyaa yaa mayaa tɛyaa nɛ pɔpɔzɩɣ pa-tɩ se lɛɣla fenaɣ tɛ lɛzʊʊ kpɛlɩ pɔzaɣ koŋ kɛ aloma tɛ lɛzɩtʊ yaawe. [[Aloma fenaɣ]] tɛ wɛtʊ ( kpɛlɩ lɛzʊʊ, kewiyaɣ tuzuu yaa pa-naalɛ tɛ kpɛndʊʊ yaawe), Ruusi ɛyaa hɛkɩŋ taa yoŋ sɔsɔŋ nɛ Soviyetiki paɣtʊ ɖoŋ ndʊ pazɩtʊ kɔna ɖɔɖɔ tɔm sakɩyɛ. Pagbaɣa ɛyaa nabɛyɛ nɛ pasɩ-wɛ awiyaa sɔsaa cɔlɔ nɛ pɩta wɛɛna waɖɛ se pala pɔsɔɔlɩm yɔɔ tʊma. Pɩ-tɛ wɛtʊ ndʊ tɩ-tɛ ɖɩzɩtʊ pɩtɩŋna wiyaʊ sɔsɔ Alexandre 2 tʊ yɔɔ pɩnaɣ 1861 alɩwaatʊ taa kɔna ɖooo canaʊ ɛyaa ɖɔʊ tɛ ɖɩzɩtʊ. Patɩ caŋga pɛtɛzɩ pʊyɔɔ lɛ, mba pɔɖɔwaɣa-wɛ mbʊ yɔ pɛɖɛ tɛtʊ taa nɛ anasaayɩ tʊma sɔsɔna taa tʊma laɖa siŋ. Pɩkpaɣna kpaɣɖʊ 20 pazɩtʊ alɩwaatʊ taa lɛ, Ruusi tʊma sɔsɔna hiɣ a-tɩ, nɛ ɛyaa ɖɔɔ tɛtʊ taa piŋ nɛ pʊkɔna ɛsakuliye siŋ. Sɔndʊʊ paɣzɩ kpaʊ canaʊ paɣtʊ nɛ pɩpɩsɩ tɔm sɔsɔtʊ tanɩm taa tɩnaa. Tʊma sɔsɔna hiɣ a-tɩ nɛ nesi tɛ tʊma tɩnaa ɖɔɔ tɛtʊ sɔsɔtʊ taa keeke. I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. [[Category:!Main category]] ~~Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ [[Category:Caanaʋ tɔm]] [[Category:Eerɔpʋ]] [[Category:Ruusii]]

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