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Caŋa 1: {{Ɛjaɖɛ ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ \| Hɩɖɛ = Kootidiivʋwarɩ \| Hɩɖɛ2 = République de Côte d’Ivoire \| Kɩɖaʋ kɩdɛɛka = [[File:Flag of Côte d'Ivoire.svg\|75px]]<br>Kootidiivʊwarɩ Kɩɖaʋ kɩdɛɛka \| Ɛjaɖɛ tɛ tampaɣ = [[File:Coat of arms of Ivory Coast.svg\|75px]]<br>Kootidiivʋwarɩ ɛjaɖɛ tɛ tampaɣ \| image_map = [[File:Côte d'Ivoire Map.jpg\|190px\|center]] \| official_languages = [[fransɩɩ]] \| capital = [[Yamoussoukro]] (politique), [[Abɩɩjaŋ (Abidjan)\|Abɩɩjaŋ]] (économique) \| government = . \| president = Ɖajaa [[Alassane Ouattara]] \| area_km2 = 322,463 \| population_estimate = 25 millions \| population_estimate_year = [[2014]] \| population_density_km2 = 83 \| cctld = . }} Kootidiivʊwarɩ ɛjaɖɛ wɛ [[Afrɩka tɛtʊ tɔm\|Afrɩka]] nɛ wɩsɩ ɖɩɖʊyɛ hɔɔlʊʊ taa nɛ ɖɩwɛ afrika ɛjɛya kɩkpɛndɩɣ ŋgbɛyɛ nɖɩ payaɣ se Uniyɔɔ Afrikɛnɩ yɔ ɖɩ-taa. Ɖɩwalanzɩ taa maɣna ɛzɩ kilomɛta agbaba 322 462 yɔ. Ajɛya wena awɛ kamasɩ yɔɔ yɔ ana yɔ: hayɩ kɩŋ lɛ, [[Maalii (Mali)\|Maalii]] nɛ [[Purkina Fasoo]] ajɛya, piyele nɛ wɩsɩ ɖɩɖʊyɛ taa lɛ [[Liiberiya (Liberia)\|Liibeeriya]] nɛ [[Kinee-Konakrii (Guinée-Conakry)\|Kiinee]] ajɛya, wɩsɩ ɖɩlɩyɛ hɔɔlɩyɛ taa lɛ [[Kana]] tɛtʊ nɛ yee pɩkɛ hadɛ kɩŋ kɔyɔ [[Atlantique teŋgu\|Atɩlantiiki]] lɩm kamʊʊ ñɛwɛna ɖɩnɛ. I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. Pɩnaɣ 2012 taa pamaɣza Kootidiivʊwarɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa ɛyaa lɛ, pɛkpɛndɩ ɛzɩ 25 232 905 yɔ. Kootidiivʊwarɩ ejaɖɛ tɛtʊ sɔsɔtʊ kɔyɔ [[Yamusokro (Yamoussoukro)\|Yamusokro]] (Abɩɩjaŋ) nɛ akʊnʊŋ ŋgʊ peeɖe ɛyaa yɔɔdɩɣ yɔ lɛ fransɩ. Piyele pe-liidiye kʊtɔɔyɛ kɔyɔ fraŋ-seefa. Ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩwɛ afrika liidiye ajɛya kɩkpɛndɩɣ nɖɩ payaɣ se [[Afrika Wɩsɩɖʋɖʋyɛ Ajɛyɛ Tɔsʋʋ Ŋgbɛyɛ (CEDEAO)\|CEDEAO]] yɔ ɖɩtaa. Kpaɣ ɖooo pɩnaɣ 1843 kɛ [[Fransɩɩ]] paɣza Kootidiivʊwari ɛjaɖɛ kpacayʊ nɛ pɩkɔɔ pɩtalɩ [[kɩyɛɛna fenaɣ]] lʊbɛ pɩnaɣ 1960 lɛ ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩpaɣzɩ ɖɩ-tɩ yɔɔ wɛʊ nɛ kacalaɣ ñʊʊtʊ yɔ Félix Houphouët-Boigny. It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. Pahayɩɣ [[kɔfɩ]] nɛ kaakawoo nɛ Afrika wɩsɩ ɖɩɖʊyɛ taa payɩ lɛ, ɛjaɖɛ ɖɩnɛ pɩtɔtɔyɩna-ɖɩ. Kpaɣ pɩnzɩ 1990 taa lɛ, you nakʊyʊ lɩ peeɖe ɛjaɖɛ taa nɛ kɩfɛyɩ tɛm pɩkkɔɔ pɩsɩɩna se Félix Houphouët-Boigny sɩba pɩnzɩ naatozo wayɩ. Pɩnaɣ 2000 taa pɔtɔ caca lɛ, palɩzɩ ñʊʊtʊ kɩfalʊ se ɛsɔ ɛwɛɛ kɔyɔ pɩhɛɛ ɛlɛ pɩɩsaŋ pɩkɔɔ pɩsɩɩna se [[salaŋ fenaɣ]] 19 pɩnaɣ 2002 lɛ, sɔɔjanaa nɛ samaɣ pakʊyɩ ɖama yɔɔ. [[Lakɩŋ fenaɣ]] nanza wiye lɛ, pekpeelɩ Purkiina Fasoo ɛjaɖɛ ta kɛ [[Wagaadugu (Ouagadougou)\|Wagaadugu]] tɛtʊ taa se pakpaɣ paɣtʊ nɛ peyele you. Peeɖe ɛya kpɛndɩ miliyɔɔnaa 25,2 kɛ mbʊ yɔ. Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. {{Afrɩka}} I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. [[Category:!Main category]] ~~Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ [[Category:Ajɛya]] [[Category:Afrɩka‎]] [[Category:Kootidiivʊwarɩ]]

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