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Ɛnglɩsɩ Kɩbɩnɩɣ tɛ waɖɛ kɛ paɣtʊ nɛ sɔnzɩ Ɛnglɩsɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa pʊcɔ pɩtalɩ Nɔrɩmandɩ yoŋ alɩwaatʊ kɛ pɩnaɣ 1066 taa. [[Paɣtʊ (Loi)|Paɣtʊ]] takayasɩ kaaɖɔɔ Ɛnglɩsɩ ɛjaɖɛ taa alɩwaatʊ ndʊ tɩ-taa. Takayasɩ nzɩ sɩ-kɩlɩɣ pɩnʊʊ yɔ nzɩ lɛ, Æthelbert de Kent nɛ Hlothhere nɛ Eadric kent tʊ nɛ Wihtred kent tʊ nɛ Ina Wessex tʊ. Paɣtʊ takayasɩ nzɩ sɩwɛ ndɩ leges barbarorum nzɩ, [[Caama (Allemagne)|Caama]] ɛjaɖɛ taa ɛyaa mba pɛlɛzaɣ romanɩ ɛjaɖɛ pajamɔyɔɔ. Patama takayasɩ nzɩ latɛŋ kʊnʊŋ taa ɛlɛ pama-sɩ nɛ ɖama hɛkʊ taa kʊnʊŋ tɔbʊʊ se canaʊ Ɛnglɩsɩ.
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
Kanoniki waɖɛ kɛ [[Krɩstʋ ŋgbɛyɛ|Krɩstʊ ñɩma]] mba palaɣ kɩlaʊ Ɛsɔ katoliiki kpaŋ taa yɔ tɛ waɖɛ romanɩ taa. Hɩɖɛ ndɩ ɖɩlɩna kanon nɛ ɖɩtɔbʊʊ se paɣtʊ. Pasɩma hɩɖɛ ndɩ ɖooo lʊlʊʊ kɩfam alɩwaatʊ kɛ yatʊ tʊnɛ tɩ-taa ''corpus iuris canonicis'' nɛ yatʊ tɩtɩcaɣ ''corpus iuris civilis'' ndʊ tɩkɛ romanɩ paɣtʊ kpeɣluu takayaɣ yɔ ŋga Justinien kaatɛma maʊ yɔ.
 
Chrɩstʊ mba tɛ paɣtʊ wɛ ndɩ nɛ samaɣ tɛ paɣtʊ, kɩ-tɛ nɩgbaŋgʊʊ hɔmtʊ nɛ kewiyaɣ nɩgbaŋgʊʊ hɔm tata. Ɛyaa mba patɩna sʊʊtʊ ndʊ yɔ paakɛ nɛ pɛkɛ halɩ nɛ sɔnɔ ɛyaa yuŋmba nɛ layaa sɔsaa nɛ nʊntɩnaa kɩlaʊ kpaŋ taa takayasɩ mayaa sɔsaa nɛ kɩlaʊ kpaŋ taa nsukuli kɩtɛzʊʊ taa piyaa. Kiɖe tɛ lɛ, nɩgbaŋgʊʊ hɔm paɣtʊ kɩlaʊ hɔɔlʊʊ taa kaawɛ weewe pɩkɩlɩ mba paasɩŋ Ɛsɔ tɛ paɣtʊ.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
 
Ɛsɔ kɩlaʊ nɔmɔʊ taa lɛ, Katoliiki kpaŋ kɛna kpamɩŋ taa ɖoyo mbʊ lɛ, kɩ-tɛ nɩgbaŋgʊʊ hɔm kaawɛ leleŋ nɛ pɩ-tɛ pɩwɛ niikaɣ pazɩ. Pɛ-tɛ wonduu suu lɩmaɣzɩyɛ lɩna paɣtʊ ndʊ tɩwɛtʊ cɔlɔ. Yee pacaŋ tɔm hʊnaʊ kɩlaʊ tɔm hʊʊ kpaŋ taa kɔyɔ, ɛyaa kpandɩnaa suuwaɣ kɩlaʊ tokonaa. Pʊkɔma pileɖi lɛ, kɩlaʊ kpaŋ lɛɛzɩ lɩmaɣza nɛ pɔhɔŋ tisuu fɛyɩ tɩnaa nɛ paañaŋ layaa sɔsaa nɛ pɛcɛlɩɣ-wɛ samaɣ tɛ paɣtʊ tɩnaa. Kɩlaʊ kpaŋ maɣmaɣ kaakpa [[Jeanne d'Arc|Jeanne d’Arc]] nɛ pɔhɔ ɛ-naŋgbaŋgʊʊ mbʊ pʊyɔ yɔ ɛkɛ kɔɖɔnɖʊyʊ nɛ pɛcɛlɛ-ɩ samaɣ tɔm hʊyaa nɛ pɔhɔ ɛ-naŋgbaŋgʊʊ ɛzɩ paɣtʊ pɔzʊʊ yɔ.
It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
 
Ɛsɔ sɛtʊ kpaŋ kata tɩlasɩ sakɩyɛ mbʊ pala nɔnɔɔ taa tɛ paɣtʊ. Pɔcɔ pañaŋgasɩ lɛ, pʊpɔzʊʊ se pahʊʊ tɔm. Samaɣ lɩm ɖʊʊ tʊmɩyɛ naɖɩyɛ fɛyɩ se ɖiyeke ɖɩpɩzɩɣ ɖɩñaŋgasɩ nɩŋgbaŋgʊʊ hɔmtʊ tɔm natʊyʊʊ. Halɩ nɛ sɔnɔ yɔpɩwɛ mbʊ [[Fatiikaŋ (Vatican)|Fatiikaŋ]] ɛjaɖɛ taa ɛlɛ, pɩɩwɛna ɖoŋ ɖooo kpaɣɖʊ 18 alɩwaatʊ taa [[Eerɔpʋ tɛtʋ tɔm|Eerɔpʊ]] ajɛyɛ taa.
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
 
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I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
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Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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