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Ɖanaɣ kɛna alɩwaatʊ taa alɩwaayʊʊ nakʊyʊ. [[Evemiye]] taa ñɩɩtʊ 12 makɩ lɛ, pɔtɔŋ se wɩsɩ siɣaa. Nɛ ñɩɩtʊ 18 makɩ lɛ, hadɛ lɛdaa nɛ payaɣ se ɖanaɣ. Ɛlɛ [[Kabɩyɛ kʊnʊŋ|kabɩyɛ]] siŋŋŋ taa lɛ pɔtɔŋ se ɖanaɣ ñɩɩtʊ looɖo. Mbʊ pʊyɔɔ yɔ ñɩɩtʊ kalʊʊ taa lɛ, kabɩyɛ tɛyɩ evemiye kɛ nabʊlɛ taa nɛ ɛkalʊʊ pɩsɩɩna ñɩɩtʊ hiu nɛ naalɛ. Pʊtɔbʊʊ se ɛpaɣzʊʊ tanandɛɛ se: tanandɛɛ ñɩɩyʊʊ kʊɖʊmʊʊ, naalɛ kaaka pʊkɔɔ pɩsɩɩna wɩsɩ ñɩɩtʊ 12 yaa wɩsɩ siɣuu. Ɛkɔɔ lɛ, ɛpaɣzɩ se: ɖanaɣ ñɩɩyʊʊ kʊɖʊmʊʊ, naalɛ pʊkɔɔ pɩsɩɩna ɖanaɣ ñɩɩtʊ 12 ɖɔɖɔ yaa ɖoo cɛɛsʊʊ yaa [[ɖoo cɩcɩka]].
Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
Ɛlɛ siŋŋŋ taa lɛ, yee pakpakʊʊ evemiye tɛʊ feŋguu yɔɔ yɔ, evemiye paɣzʊʊna tɛbɩyɛ nɛ piwolo pɩsɩɩna wɩsɩ ɖʊʊ. Pʊtɔbʊʊ se pɛtɛyɩ evemiye kɛ nabʊlɛ taa: wɩsɩ taa nɛ ɖoo taa nɛ wɩsɩ siki lɛ pɩlaba evemiye tɛyɩ hɛkʊ nɛ hɛkʊ siŋŋŋ kɛlɛ. Ɛlɛ alɩwaatʊ ndʊ pakɩlʊ kpaɣʊ se ɖanaɣ yɔ, ndʊ lɛ kpaɣ ñɩɩtʊ 18 nɛ pɩsɩɩna ñɩɩtʊ 24 yɔɔ.
Ɛzɩma kɛteŋa kpeekpe ajɛya fɛyɩna afema kʊɖʊma nɛ pɩlɩɩna paa ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ lɛ ɖi-lone taa nɛ pɩtasɩ pɩlɩɩna alɩwaatʊ ndʊ tɩtalʊʊ ɖɔɖɔ yɔ, wɩsɩ eesiki paa le lɛ ñɩɩtʊ 12 yɔɔ nɛ pɩcaɣ kaɖɛ se paale ɖanaɣ ɛpaɣzɩ ñɩɩtʊ 18 yɔɔ.
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.
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It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.
Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.
I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.
Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
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