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Caŋa 1: {{Ɛjaɖɛ ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ \| Hɩɖɛ = Kolombi \| Hɩɖɛ2 = Colombie \| Kɩɖaʋ kɩdɛɛka = [[File:Bandera Colombiana.jpg\|75px]]<br>Kolombi kɩɖaʋ kɩdɛɛka \| Ɛjaɖɛ tɛ tampaɣ = [[File:Coat of arms of Colombia 4.svg\|75px]]<br>Kolombi Ɛjaɖɛ tɛ tampaɣ \| image_map = [[File:Map of Colombia.gif\|190px]]<br>Kolombi tɛlɛŋa \| official_languages = . \| capital = . \| government = . \| president = Ɖajaa Juan Manuel Santos \| area_km2 = 1,141,748 \| population_estimate = 48,786,100 \| population_estimate_year = 2016 \| population_density_km2 = 40.74 \| cctld = . }} Kolombi kɛna Amerika nɛ hadɛ kiŋ ɛjaɖɛ nɛ ɖɩwɛna peeɖe wɩsɩ ɖɩlɩyɛ nɛ hayʊ kiŋ. Kolombi nɛ [[Pasifiki teŋgu]] nɛ Panama pasɩna ɖama kamaɣ nɛ wɩsɩ ɖɩlɩyɛ taa, hayu ki:n lɛ [[Teŋgu Karayiibɩ (Mer Caraïbe)\|Karyibi teŋgu]], wɩsɩ ɖɩlɩyɛ taa lɛ [[Fenezuyeelaa (Vénézuela)\|Fenezuwela]] nɛ [[Biresiili (Brésil)\|Pirezli]], ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ nɛ hadɛ kiŋ lɛ [[Ekuwatɛrɩ (Equateur)\|Ekuwatɛrɩ]] nɛ [[Peruu (Pérou)\|Peruu]] ajɛya. I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. Kolombi kɛŋna keteŋa kpeekpe ɛjaɖɛ 26 nɖɛ walanzɩ taa nɛ Amerika nɛ hadɛ kiŋ ñɩna taa lɛ, nɖi yɔ naanza ñɩnɖɛ kɛ walanzɩ taa ɖɔɖɔ. Ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩ-taa ɛyaa kpɛdɩ miliyɔɔnaa 48 pʊyɔɔ kɛ lɛ Kolombi kɛŋna ɛjaɖɛ 27 nɖɛ keteŋa kpeekpe yɔɔ kɛ ɛyaa ɖɔʊ taa nɛ naalɛ ñɩnɖɛ kɛ ajɛya kpeekpe wena ayɔɔdɩɣ ɛsɩpañɩ yɔ; kacalaɣ ñɩnɖɛ kɛlɛ [[Mɛkɩsiiki (Mexique)\|Mɛkisiki]]. It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. Kolombi kɛna ɛjaɖɛ nɖɩ ɖɩmaɣzɩ wɛʊ ñɩm yɔ: ɖɩ-kɛ naanza ñɩnɖɛ kɛ Amerika Latini taa nɛ naatozo ñɩnɖɛ Amerika nɛ hadɛ kiŋ. Liidiye Koozaɣ ŋga payaɣ se HSBC tɔŋ se pɩɩtalɩɣ pɩnaɣ 2050 lɛ Kolombi wɛ ajɛya wena a-taa tɔsʊʊ woba ɛsɩndaa sɩŋŋŋ yɔ. Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. [[Mɩsɩkʋm fenaɣ]] 2010 taa pɔtɔ caca lɛ, palɩzɩ Kolmbi ɛjaɖɛ ñʊʊtʊ kɩfalʊ weyi payaɣ-ɩ se Juan Manuel Santos. I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes. [[Category:!Main category]] ~~Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ [[Category:Ajɛya]] [[Category:Amerika]] [[Category:Ameriki nɛ hadɛ kiŋ wandamm]]

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