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Caŋa 1: __NOTOC__ ~~Do not stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.~~ {\| wikitable border="2" width="100%" \| align=center \| [[Image:Flag of Togo.svg\|left\|thumb\|upright=.9]] [[Image:LocationTogo.svg\|right\|thumb\|upright=1.1]] <div style="font-size:167%"> Talɩ ɖeu [[Kabɩyɛ kʊnʊŋ\|Kabɩyɛ]] [[Wikipediya]] yɔɔ.<br> Bienvenue dans la [[Wikipediya\|Wikipédia]] en [[:fr:Kabiyè_(langue)\|Kabiyè]].<br> Welcome to the [[:en:Kabiye language\|Kabiye]] [[Wikipediya\|Wikipedia]]. </div> <br style="clear:both" /> ---- ''Petendiɣ mba pasɩma [[Kabɩyɛ kʊnʊŋ\|kabɩyɛ]] kalʊʊ nɛ maʊ yɔ se papɩzɩɣ patasɩ maʊ kabɩyɛ tɔm cɔɖɩŋ ɖeʊ nɛ pɔsɔzɩ''. ---- ''Tous ceux qui savent lire et écrire le [[Kabɩyɛ kʊnʊŋ\|kabiyè]] sont encouragés à créer autant d'articles de haute qualité que possible et d'améliorer les articles existants''. ---- ''Anyone who knows how to read and write [[Kabɩyɛ kʊnʊŋ\|Kabiye]] is encouraged to create as many top-quality articles as possible and to improve the existing articles''. ---- <div style="font-size:125%; margin:1em;"> I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out. {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} Tɔm cɔɖɩŋ tɩŋa<br> [[Special:PrefixIndex\|Takayɩhatʊ tɩŋa]]<br> [[Special:PrefixIndex/Category:\|Pɩlɩŋ tɩŋa]] </div> <inputbox> It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown. type=create width=90 bgcolor=#ffffff preload=Template:Standard content for new page editintro=Template:Instructions default= </inputbox> <hr style="height:2px; margin-top:1em;" /> Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do. == Wikipediya labɩtʊ kɩsɔzɩtʊ == I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. 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